Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

Carole recommends stopping by the gift shop for some sardine oil.

🍌 Make some room in your closet for your new favorite t-shirt. Our tees fit like a vintage well-loved favorite 

🍌 Handcrafted with a super soft fabric, crew neck collar,  and side-seam stitch for that tailored look

🍌 Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage (insert joke) 😉

🍌 Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather colors feature a 52/48 cotton/poly blend

🍌 Proudly printed in the USA 🇺🇸  

🍌 Please allow approximately 2 business days for production before your order ships

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

Did we ever figure out what the fox says?

This updated unisex essential fits like a vintage, well-loved favorite. Carefully created with an ultra-soft fabric, baby rib collar, reinforced side-seam, and excellent quality print, our shirts will steal the spotlight in your closet. Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, heather colors feature a 52/48 cotton/poly blend.

Printed in the US: All of our products are proudly printed to order in the US. Please allow approximately 2 business days for production before your order ships.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

The single life is all about balance.

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves, and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

7 years of bad luck, coming right up!

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves, and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

Life is barking at the mailman.

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves, and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

Well? We're waiting.

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves, and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

Nice pair of pits you got there.

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves, and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

And add a bedtime story while you're at it.

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves, and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

Everyone gets a turn to sit on the wiener.

🍌 Make some room in your closet for your new favorite t-shirt. Our tees fit like a vintage well-loved favorite 

🍌 Handcrafted with a super soft fabric, crew neck collar,  and side-seam stitch for that tailored look

🍌 Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage (insert joke) 😉

🍌 Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather colors feature a 52/48 cotton/poly blend

🍌 Proudly printed in the USA 🇺🇸  

🍌 Please allow approximately 2 business days for production before your order ships

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

All over everything, every day.

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves, and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

Dogs are the best people.

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves, and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

And that's the only opinion that matters.

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves, and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

It's just a racing stripe, I promise.

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

Laziness is a lifestyle.

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

They're like regular hornets, only bigger and homicidal. 

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

For whom the bell tolls.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

Hold on to that feelin'.

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves, and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. 

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

Waiting for the day they can FaceTime us. 

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

Now clear your mind, relax and shift into llama position. 

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

Can you hear me judge?

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves, and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

Who's a good boy? 

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves, and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

All hail the almighty antlers. 

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves, and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton.

Vendor: marionmartigny
Type: T-Shirt
Price: 29.95

I don't mind. I have thick skin.